Stephanie Blake
Nude

It may have been Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986), but for everybody else it was a good day’s wank when Stephanie Blake played the singing nurse sent to his house to soothe him back to health. But don’t worry jocks, nerds and stoners, in other movies the rack to rack, back to back 1997 and 1998 Miss Exotic World Pageant winner gave us some righteous nudes. Born in Texas to a stripper mom, Stephanie and her everything’s bigger bosoms hit the stage as a burlesque dancer in Las Vegas before she headed to LA to make it as an actress. Steph debuted in The Sure Thing (1985) but didn’t show her stuff in the John Cusack rom com. Instead, she gave us the goods in The Big Bet (1985), which is your best bet to get an eyeful of her chest-full of meaty mamas, though she also offers up some tush and bush. Since then, she’s gone on to bit parts in Over the Top (1987) and The Invisible Maniac (1990), where her girls are plainly visible and so large the entire screen is nearly filled up with their soft-white pleasantries. In Whore (1991) and Lost in the Pershing Point Hotel (2000), Stephanie was cast in the role her breasts were born to play, that is a stripper. But while the hotel flick didn’t show us anything beyond a bikini, in Whore she rubs her ample teats and bulbous butt on the chrome pole so furiously you can see your reflection in it, and you’re smiling. We haven’t seen a pole rubbed that ferociously since we looked down. Stephanie only appeared in Cake: A Wedding Story (2007) and an episode of the TV show Glistening after that. We hope you’re listening: when it comes to big busted babes of the 80’s, Stephanie Blake takes the cake.